4.03.2011

Yogli Mogli

Soo... after a delicious meal at Yeah! Burger, during which I extolled the virtues of the Paleo diet to my very good, very patient friends, we headed across the street to Yogli Mogli.

This place is a sugar addict's fantasyland with self-serve mix and match yogurt flavors and DIY toppings bar (complete w/ mini m&m's and mini reese's cups... *sigh*).

It was actually fun for me to be in there and not crave any of the temptations with any real intensity... kind of like visiting a museum of things I used to eat (and, let's be honest, probably will eat again at some point, though hopefully with less attachment and more control).

But then... it was back to my place for some HOT Saturday night karaoke action (that's right, you know you're jealous)... and that's when all I wanted was a glass of  WINE (fortheloveofgawdsweetbabygeezus). Only a few days left of the thirty, so I abstained... but my friend's tempranillo smelled like bliss. Spicy, velvety smooth, rich, warm bliss.

I love you Paleo and how you make me feel, and the challenge is fun and all, but in 5 days you are going to have to scoot over and make some room for my good friend, fermented grape juice. Thx.

4.02.2011

It's the perfect day...

For a swirl ice cream cone from Zesto. (Don't judge--i love Zesto). Sweet, creamy cold goodness.

But no, not today.
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Lunch with brother

This is what my 6'4, 175 lb brother eats. So not fair, but didn't touch it!


4.01.2011

Rathbun's Steakhouse

Perfectly softened butter w/ assorted fresh bread? No thanks.
Chocolate mousse cake (heavy on the mousse, light on the cake)? Looks good but I'll pass.
Strawberry shortcake with piles of whipped cream? Maybe later.
Well, what DO you want? An effing glass of effing WINE. Water, meat, and vegetables, thanks!



3.30.2011

Inca Kola and Picarones (Pumpkin and Sweet Potato Doughnuts)

I had to fight off temptation-HARD- this past weekend while visiting my family in NY! I was able to prove to myself just how dedicated I am to the BTB45! I'm not saying I've been a saint--I mean anyone can look at my evernote log and note my tequila cheats! (Pineapple infused tequila is my downfall!) I digress...back to the yumminess at hand...my parents and I went out to eat one evening at a local Peruvian eatery in NJ--they serve some of the best anticuchos, choncholi, pollo a la brasa, etc...around those parts! Before Paleo, my meal would consist of a any of the aforementioned items, with fries, Inca cola (best soda ever!) and for dessert, my own plate of picarones! Picarones are ADDICTIVE! They are my crack! They are this fried doughy goodness with a spicy sweet flavor that is dipped in a uber sweet syrup! OMG!! The taste is just something that is indescribable! Eating these always brought back childhood memories-especially since my Grandmother used to make these suckers, by hand, at family gatherings. My grandmother passed away a few years ago, but I was fortunate enough to learn her cooking secrets and have made these for my family--tastes just the way my abuelita (grandmother) used to make them! After finishing my plate of organ meat and salad, my parents decided to share a plate of picarones =(...oh how I almost crossed the darkside. But I stood strong and rejected my mother (multiple times) as she almost forced fed me this gluten bomba! It was truly difficult--you don't know how persuasive my mother can be. Needless to say, my parents enjoyed eating their picarones as I sat their drinking my water. Love you Mom&Dad ;)! (in one of the pics, you can see my father poking fun as he was about to devour his first picarone!)

Smells so right but feels so wrong

I smelled them before I saw them... the aroma actually made me turn around before I could even think about it... mini cinnamon rolls hot from the oven at Trader Joe's little sample area.

You smell like heaven my tiny little gluten-bomb frenemies, but I'm really not interested in what you have to offer today.


3.28.2011

Work Candy

Catered lunch presentation: teh ahwsum science

Grilled chicken breast over spring greens w/ pesto vinaigrette: nomnomnom

Herb rolls, sun chips, cookies, sodas: meh, no thx

Fun size pb m&m's: WANT NOW. Oh, thanks but I'll just have a little fruit salad.

3.26.2011

Parish Cookie Bar...Really?

Our office took a "retreat" to Parish this afternoon.

I seemingly forgot about the entire plethora of delicious baked goods.  BUT...I managed to come out of there with a simply turkey cobb salad and americano.

The guilt didn't seem worth it!

3.25.2011

Chocolate Math



M&M's:
[(crunch-tastic shell + euphoria-inducing chocolate blast)(childhood nostalgia)^(free * giant bowl)] + gluten free + custom colors = superhard to pass up!


Thin Mints:
[(velvety chocolate coat * mint-splosion) + satisfying crispitude]/[(gluten gut punch^girl scout conspiracy theories) - free] = not as hard to pass up.

Free Waffle House Waffle

Today I ordered 3 eggs and sausage at Waffle House. Shortly after they brought out my food, they brought me an extra waffle they had cooked up. I generally don't like waffles very much, but I love Waffle House waffles. I turned it down and the server saw the look of despair on my face. I then explained the Paleo diet challenge, which they seemed to think was pretty neat.

This isn't the waffle they brought me, but it's a picture of an equally delicious Waffle House waffle.